Tuesday, September 7, 2010

This is NOT a Rick Roll...

Mostly because we're actually posting Rick here with your full knowledge (although without your consent), and this is the sole purpose of this post.

HE'S BACK!  With his first single in 17 years!

God Save the Internets!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Zombie Snails?!


Do NOT eat bird poop!

Copyright Infringement

You can't just use other people's ideas and pass them off as your own.  First it was James Cameron stealing Pocahontas, painting everyone blue, and re-naming it Avatar.  Now, even little kids are in on it, repackaging the innocent Winnie the Pooh and this new monstrosity...

If you ask me, this little twerp isn't even that great at telling stories to begin with, but, emboldened by James Cameron's billion-dollar theft, she commits as deeply as she can to make a buck off of poor Disney's creativity.

Fuck you, James Cameron, for corrupting the world's children.  Fuck you.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Spider Man 4 Spoiler

I mean, I know that the last sequel with Emo-Spidey wasn't all that great, but I didn't realize it was enough that they had to cut the budget so drastically.

I give them credit for using unknown actors instead of keeping just a few of the regulars on and changing the others, but the theme music?  Really?

I just hope they bring back James Franco *swoon*  <3

Friday, September 3, 2010

Pop Music

I mean, I'm not that familiar with the Laddie Gagas, but I'm pretty sure Larry King nailed it.

I think I might go out and get their new 8-track after hearing this.  The Laddie Gagas must really be awesome!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Super Soaker?

And the headline reads...

Man Charged In Semen Attacks In Md. Stores

Halo... Atari-style.

Welcome to Halo...  if the next installment were coded in the early 80s.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Palate Cleanser

Need to wash your mind's mouth out after watching that last clip?

Here's a Bunny Montage!

Oldie But Goodie... Oh SNAP! (not for the squeamish)

I dunno...  I mean, when you get into kick-boxing, you should make sure you have strong legs, right?  Maybe it's just me...

Everything in Australia Wants to Kill You

The land leech...  they're not just in the water anymore.

The paralysis tick...  one of these bad boys in the right part of the season can kill a baby cow.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

Love your kids?

Then why not scare the living shit out them?!

If this sounds like something up your alley, you can call Switzerland and hire this guy:

He'll then stalk your kids, harass them on their phones, and end it all with a pie in the face.  I have no idea why someone wouldn't want to do this.  Aside from all of the therapy necessary to get your kid functioning in a normal social way again.


Monday, April 5, 2010

My Hero by Terzi

It was quite a task to post this vid through the tears of both hilarity and joy that I shed while watching it.  I will now purchase one of these blenders.  As soon as humanly possible.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Sacks of Potatoes

So, have you ever wanted to visit the Sistine Chapel, but didn't want to deal with long lines at the airport, passports, or greasy fucking Italians?  Well here's your chance!

Click the link HERE and head straight to the 360 Interactive Sistine Chapel, brought to you by the Vatican. All of Michaelangelo's brilliance, minus the smelly Europeans!

**On a side note, the page is actually pretty amazing.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Breaking News!

Fashion Icon Michael Kors is actually a Cabbage Patch Doll! I always suspected it. His hair always looked like yarn and he never closes his eyes. Now we know.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Saturday, March 13, 2010

200 Posts

Did someone say this is the 200th post?  And for the occasion, I'm gonna post some posts.  Have an extra pair of pants ready.  You're going to soil yourself in one of two ways.

Awwwww, man those posts are just waiting for it...

Mmmm...  i like my posts raw...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

5 Second Horror Flick

This is going to give me nightmares. You damn Meeps!

Saturday, March 6, 2010

It's Not a Toomah...

It might look like a tumor, but I have a kid-guy, and he tells me it's just pregnant...

And Josh?  A baby goat kicking your hand "hurts"?  Really?  Pussy.  Just for that, you get to see the rest of the story...

Now, which hurts more Josh?  Your hand after an unborn goat kicked it, or your eyes and mind after watching a baby goat being born over and over again.  That's what you get.  Grow a thicker skin, and shit like this wouldn't happen.

Thursday, March 4, 2010


Face plants are creepy...

I mean really?  Do they need faces? CREEPY!




Not what you were looking for?  Well, here ya go, sicko.

Six Flags, anyone?

So, honestly, I'm not 100% sure what's going on here...  but it looks like a ride at an amusement park failed.  And since I'm a sucked for a hard sell (SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY), the repetitive nature of the vid really spoke to me.  What it said was "it's cool to go to an amusement park.  Just don't try to save anyone's life, or your probably going to die".


Wednesday, March 3, 2010

If You Can Speak Japanese, Then You Can Speak Meow

Yes, apparently the Japanese language and the Meow language are one and the same. Who'da thunk it!

Also, could that cat look any more Japanese?!


Monday, March 1, 2010

No Sweep Tiww Bwookwyn

Whoever thought Project Runway was the only good thing on Lifetime was wrong.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Vacuum + Moth = Random Combo #6

So I can't be totally sure, but -  no...  no wait, I'm totally sure that the song doesn't make the bearded dragon more bad-ass.  The bearded dragon makes the SONG more bad-ass.  Really?  Finger Eleven?  Is that a band name or a ride at Neverland Ranch?

Finger Eleven blows.

What does Michael DeLuise Think?


Dear Michael DeLuise,

Did this child survive long after this picture was taken?  What do you think?


I Really Really Wanna See Kristianne Baille

Forget all those fancy Hollywood blockbusters coming out this summer, the movie I'm most looking forward to this year is Kristianne Baille, starring Christian Bale and Kristen Bell. Here's the trailer.


Thursday, February 25, 2010

Remember When Jay Leno and Mr. Miyagi Starred In A Buddy Cop Movie Together?

Everything Is Terrible Does! And if you're still mad at the Japanese for bombing Pearl Harbor and hate women, then you're gonna love all the racial slurs and misogyny that abound in this gem!

The movie's called Collision Course. Netflix it today!


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Vajazzle me NOW

This is a new fashion trend that I hope stays forever. Ladies, its official. You can bedazzle the hell out of your vagina. Don't try it at home. This is a very professional practice. Now only if Jennifer Love Hewitt's vajazzled vagina leaks...

(image via)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

James Booker-Flamboyant Pirate, Piano Vituoso

I'm not sure which James Booker I'd want to play at my funeral.

Crazy junked-up pirate Booker:

Or lucid, cool sober Booker:

Either way. I want him there. Make it happen, loved ones.

Are Singing Ponies the Best Thing Ever?

No, they're not.  They're freakin' creepy and need to be stopped.  Stopped now before they kill again.

You know what you remember most about being attacked by a singing pony?  The eyes...  he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then...

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Saturday, February 20, 2010


Bredbandsbolaget - Mariachi - blooper from acneadvertising on Vimeo.

I count him wearing five knives

Shit's real son

I dare you...

To invent a time machine and challenge the weakest one of these guys to a fight. Even with your laser holds and telekinetic nelsons, you'd still get your ass beat.

Fart on his Grave

This douche bag actually removed solar panels from the White House. Nice, America.

My future Roomie.

I would be stupid not to move here.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

If You Were To Slice My Head Open You'd Find This Guy Instead Of A Brain

Some people have a hamster running on a wheel, I've got a strange foreign man from the '70s with a creepy smile who likes to laugh like an opera singer.


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I Think Worf Is Gonna Need More Than Just A Little Dab

Picard's Face Balm


Crystal Swing Is My New Favorite Amateur British Country Band

Because any band with a singer whose voice is completely inappropriate for his face is a winner in my book--especially if his mom is the keyboard player.


Tuesday, February 16, 2010

It's Mardi Gras!! Show Us Some Boobies!!

Oh, man...  WHO WANTS BEADS?!


Yes, cow, you get beads.  Welcome to Mardi Gras!

Yes, Anteater, although you keep your wife modestly dressed, you too have boobies.  Welcome to Mardi Gras!

Wow, This Music Video Is Smurfin' Awesome!

Can't wait for the Smurfs CGI movie to hit theaters next year? Well, you're gonna have to. Lucky for you, I've found this little gem to keep you busy till then.

BONUS: See if you can spot the black Smurf.


This Six-Month-Old Baby Can Walk

I gotta say that I'm completely unimpressed by this baby who has stunned so-called experts by his ability to walk over six feet without anyone's help. Look at him walk, his form is all sorts of messed up. He's wobbly as hell, perpetually on the brink of eating it real bad. That kid's not walking, he's just trying his damndest not to fall face first on the floor. Nice try, kid, but this three-legged bear walks way better than you.


Fabio Picture Of The Day

Here's a picture of Fabio to get your morning off to the right start.

Monday, February 15, 2010

There's Nothing Slutty About This Exercise Machine

Absolutely NOTHING I tells ya.


Is there ANYTHING that bacon cannot do?

You can boil it, fry it, wrap it around stuff and bake it...  I mean...  I guess the only thing bacon can't do is be kosher.  I used to think that you couldn't burn through steel with it, but then...

Who's with me?  We go to the Olive Garden, knock 'em over for some bread sticks and Eye-talian fancy bacon, and go on an arch-villain crime spree?!

Fabio Picture Of The Day

Here's a new feature I'm introducing to Los Internet: Fabio Picture Of The Day. Why, you ask? Simply because Fabio is beautiful and you should look at him at least once a day. Thank you, you say? You're welcome!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Speaking of DNA...

...  So what do you get when you mix a kitty, an owl, and an eagle?  This awesome little fella!


 Suck it, slow loris, a challenger has arrived!

Thanks to Tatiana for FBooking this vid!

Chilly Balls

Today i started running again.  I don't have sweats or anything, so I ran in the only thing I had:  shorts.

I know, I know...  it was 37 degrees out, and I was that stupid honky walking around in shorts.  I'm not sure what made me do it.  I've made fun of these assholes in the past, and now I'm one of them...  running in shorts...

But as the cool winter air caressed my balls, shrinking them up into my abdomen, it felt so right; it hurt so good.  I - I might have to do it again.  Maybe it's genetic?  Maybe my cracker-ass DNA has been calling me to walk in the cold wearing shorts for YEARS, and I just haven't listened to its gentle whispers until now.

Then I started thinking about other things that white people like - other things that I might be missing out on.  I began searching the 'net and found this site that sums it all up nicely:

Stuff White People Like

Things included are:

Asian Girls
David Sedaris
Music Piracy

Monday, February 8, 2010

I'm not sure...

... if ginger kids have no soul.  But I sure know they needs them some ice cream.  For sunblock.

Mystery Link Of The Day

Click Me, you pretty woman you!

This Was Just a Test

A man gets a new video camera. He wants to test it. Behold, his test video:

XHA1 Test video HD Success! from Mike None on Vimeo.


Puma Comes Out With a New Line of Shirts

I want one in every color.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Cabin fever...

... is an ironic thing...

Spoons, man...  spoons...

Recorded during the February 2010 Blizzard.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Porn or Funny?

Fuck Al Gore...

What is the most disturbing aspect of Tiny Tim's "The Other Side"?

a) That every member of Tiny Tim's child audience is a pretty little girl.

b) That this his bizarre Nixon-era ballad about a post global warming water-world (sung from the perspective of a fish) may soon come true.

c) That you like this song and want it to played at he moment of your death and (fingers crossed) ascension into heaven.

Everybody's Got Somebody...

... I'm just saying that we should get Mr. Pipe and Ms. Butter together...

If You Love Fat Men Who Suck At Beatboxing, Boy Have I Got A Video For You!

Beatboxing is the rare art form that's better when it's done horribly rather than expertly. Nothing against Julia Dales, but I'd rather watch this guy beatbox any day--especially when it involves that awesome move that comes around the 2:16 mark.

I bet the part of his beard right under the lower lip area smells really good after a performance. I said baby, watcha gonna do?


The Magic School Bus Is Way Awesomer Than I Remember

Now these are nine seconds of your life you won't ever regret wasting.


I'm Moving Out of Cole Ave.

Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, sucking face.



Monday, February 1, 2010

Grammys ain't got shit...

... on those Russian awards shows.

And they call US capitalist pigs... I dunno, man. Fuckin' Ruskies. How's that cat bomb coming kids?

(via) and a big shout out to Kira W. for the heads-up.

**EDIT** It has come to my attention that this is a SWEDISH award show, not a Russian award show. This is Terzi, and I'm here to say: my bad. See, as an American, it's my blood-right to assume that whenever something is different it can be grouped into the "other" category, and then, rightfully, insulted. As everyone knows, "other" in Latin is "Russia", so I just assumed those commie pinko bastards were behind this kind of creativity.

My bad.

As a side note, we should drop a kitten bomb on Sweden just in case...

This Cat Does A Mean Stevie Wonder Impression

Alls I can say is that I'm just really happy this exists. Sure it's mean and politically incorrect, but it's just so gosh-darn cute! Look at that cat thinking he's Stevie Wonder! Awwwwwwww!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Rip Torn

This scene, disturbing though it may be, makes you wish you had a time machine AND the power to raise the dead. If you could have both of those things Norman Mailer could fucking kill Rip Torn --old man zombie style.

But, wait.

Then we wouldn't have Artie. Scroll ahead to 7:15. I imagine this is what he sounded like when Troop B of the Connecticut State troopers rolled up to find him trying break into a bank, five hours after it had closed.

How can someone be such a jovial, charming dude and also be possessed by the fucking devil?

Shouldn't they just let him go? For god's sake, he almost murdered Norman Mailer and lived to forget about it.

What's Better Than Watching The Grammys?

Looking at pictures of Tom Selleck in a waterfall with a sandwich. Duh!
See more here.

Cuff + Great Dane = Random Combo # 5

So, by my search terms, and the video that came up... I'm going to try to piece this together:

This guy, from Denmark, was obviously arrested by a baby. The baby used those plastic cuffs on him, but he tore through them while the baby was distracted by the movie "The Great Escape".

Now, I'm not sure if the baby was Danish or not... but my guess is that it was one of those fearless Ruskie babies. Seriously... we need to take care of those little pinko fuckers ASAP.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Brendon Fraser...

... just might have some issues...

Aaaaaand let's see that again...

And you can't forget the obligatory re-mix...

Friday, January 29, 2010

Owl Dance Party!

Even the wisest of owls isn't above getting crunked up and shakin' his feathers on the dance floor. After all, Strigiformes are mostly nocturnal creatures and everyone knows that the children of the night just want to dance.


Flickr Friday

Oh boy, it's Flickr Friday time!


So THAT'S what a young witch looks like

Get down from there, you creepy Shrek lookalike 

Oh yeah? Well, make dentist appointments not stupid graffiti, you dumb Brits

Said like a true pedophile

 I wouldn't trust real-life Pooh alone with Christopher Robin

Well I guess that's one way to eat pussy

Matthew Broderick and his lovely bride Sarah Jessica Parker take a well-deserved water break

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Yogi Is A Pussy...

...especially around pussies.

1. Bears are not afraid of Russians.
2. Cats are not afraid of bears.
3. Cats are not afraid of Russians?

Next time those Commie bastards try any shit, we need to have a pack of Good Ol' 'Merican Pussy at the ready to drop onto their country.

4. Russian babies laugh too much. Holy shit. It's not THAT funny, baby. Why do you keep laughing, baby? Aren't you afraid your cat is going to die, baby?
5. Russian babies are obviously not afraid of death.

If we eventually send a kitten bomb to those pinko commie bastards, the first places we should aim for are nurseries and orphanages. Once we take out the little maggoty commie pinko bastard babies, the rest of the population will be easily dominated by the rest of the kitties.

Take that Russia.

R.I.P. J.D. Salinger

J.D. Salinger passed away earlier today. He was 91. We're sure he's in resting peacefully in a tucked-away corner of heaven.

Yes, Salinger was best known for writing The Catcher in the Rye, but did you know that he also fathered Captain America? That's his son, Matt, as the Cap in the 1990 Hollywood disaster Captain America.

Evangelical Baby Gets Remixed

Evangelical Baby is about the creepiest thing floating around the internet--and that's saying a lot considering all the videos of furries there are. And in the spirit of internet videos, Evangelical Baby has received the full remix treatment. Below is the original followed by my favorite (because it is so unabashedly offensive) remix.

And the remix:


My New Best Friend, Spongebob Dance Girl.

I can probably watch youtube videos of people doing the Spongebob dance all day, but my new bestie does it best.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

If You Don't Like This Picture, You Have No Soul.

Which means you are a Ginger.

The Worst Person This Side Of Hitler

Nothing funny about this, just some fuel for hatred in case you're in one of those moods. Sadly, there's probably millions just like her...sometimes I wish hell existed and had a TV channel.
(Click on the image for a larger view.)

Despite Its Title I Still Feel Like "Pardon Me" Owes Me An Apology

No doubt you will feel the same. Maxine Swaby combines the voice of a deaf angel with the screen presence of a lobotomized mime for what is sure to become an instant classic at Los Internet HQ. Without further ado, here is Maxine Swaby performing her hit single "Pardon Me."


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Rooster + Pulp = Random Combo #4

In the spirit of keeping to the rules of my random combos, I picked the first video that popped up after the search... kind of graphic... my apologies in advance.

So... I mean, really? This is what kids do these days? I mean, at least the guy with the camera is trying to do something semi-creative. Somebody give these kids an outlet or something. Or teach them about metaphor before you show them Fight Club. You're not Tyler Durden, get over it.

I love part of the vid description: "*Deleted scenes not suitable for moral reasons-When Michi attacks Ronny, and he takes that psycho down! To a pulp*"

I'll search for a video of someone beating their head against a wall until they pass out. That's the only way I can top this I guess.

My New Hero Is A Chinese Window Washer

His worth ethic and deer-in-the-headlights face are second to none. I just love him!


Friday, January 22, 2010

Ask Steve Muñoz: How Does A Fax Machine Work?

Alternatively, this post could've been titled "If You Know How A Fax Machine Works And Want To Forget, Just Ask Steve Muñoz How A Fax Machine Works."

Seriously, his explanation is so confusing you might just forget everything you know about faxing. It's almost like he's just winging it, with no script or rehearsal to speak of. Perhaps someone should've faxed Mr. Muñoz a script before recording, eh?


Mini Daddy Is The Best Child Reggaeton Artist Of All Time

Is it those ridiculously ginormous cheeks? Or maybe it's his impeccably perfect head slide. Perhaps it's the fact that though he's only seven years old and he already looks like he undresses girls with his eyes (not to mention that he could beat the crap out of me if he wanted to). Whatever it is I am in absolute awe over Mini Daddy. He is the best thing to happen to reggaeton since the sub woofer. His song "El Niño Mas Bonito" (which translates to "the most beautiful boy") is perhaps the second greatest song sung by a child. (The first belongs to none other than Jordy.)

P.S. Feel free to watch 2:12-2:14 over and over again.

P.P.S. I'm tempted to make this the official song of Los Internet (whatever that means).

Thursday, January 21, 2010

I love Captcha.

Because it's so random, you know? Their word pairings never make any sense!

*note: this was a real captcha.




Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Brick + Cloud: Random Combo #3

A Capella? Really, youtube? This is really all you've got to offer a guy who input the awesome keywords "brick" and "cloud"?

Ehh, I guess it could have been worse. Like I could be doubting my sexuality for having watched a complete video of an a capella group singing a Ben Folds 5 song. Oh shit...

Ok, ok, they've got some talent. But did the soloist really have to seem so disinterested? With less charisma than bubblegum stuck under a school desk, the guy could have actually left the room and brightened up the video.

Gotta say though... evidently, there are some cute girls in a capella groups. Is it possible for me to get laid through this blog? HEY, HOT GIRL IN THIS A CAPELLA VIDEO, HOLLA BACK!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Flask + Lightning: Random Combo #2


The official title of their video is "Tesla Coil + Argon + Paper Towel + Sword = Fire and Lightning". I cannot think of anything more EPIC, and the video does not disappoint.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Horse + Bell: Random Combo #1

In an attempt to find something original on youtube, I have begun entering a couple of random words at a time into their search bar, then posting the first hit.

Today's Entry: Horse + Bell

Honestly, I thought that this was going to be a really cool clip that featured a really old, rust-encrusted bell that, when rung, would bring all of the horses on a farm into the stables for dinner-time.

I was incorrect...

Instead I found a REALLY COOL CLIP ABOUT A GIRL'S HORSE, NAMED BELL! It shows Bell walking. It shows Bell eating. And it shows Bell walking AGAIN! And then, when you think you can't stand enough, it shows Bell standing!!

Also, look for: Grass, dirt, and poop; Bell's stare that might look despondent, but really, with so much love in the room, Bell obviously just can't take it; the Newsboys' song "I am Free" playing in the background with thousands of fans in agreement with them: Jesus Rocks! (I agree with the youtube commenter: the song goes nice with the vid); BONUS FOOTAGE of gerbils and dogs!!

More Random Combos to come... Obviously.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Ain't Nothin' Wrong with a Trippin' Kid

Yes, so I realize I'm late on this one, but it's one of those clips that makes me cry laughing and gets better every time I see it. What is there not to love about a little kid who just got out of the dentist's chair after having his tooth removed?

Oh, yeah, and he's high as shit on Nitrous Oxide...

Their website can be found here if you'd like to pick up a t-shirt...

Also, here's a pretty great parody... well, pretty great it you're Terzi anyway...

Everybody get your legs!

"I'm making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."

"Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."

"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

"Legs time! Everybody get your legs!"

"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."

What is all of this gobbledy-gook? Why, they are the late-night ramblings of a sleep-talking man!

Check out the rest of them here!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Yo-Yo weapon

It's a shame that I'm so lazy. If I weren't, I'd write an action thriller about a super evil badass who uses a Yo-Yo to terrify the feudal Phillipino countryside.
Then again, even if I took up waiting tables and working non-stop on the project (maxed out credit cards, lost girlfriend, etc.) it would probably end up looking like this:

Don't Fuck with an Octopus


This is what God makes you do for a thousand years if you haven't been good enough to go right into heaven.

Ho-Mo Pause

Dear Homosexuals,

Are we really still worried about the word "homo." Or specifically, the more dramatically disyllabic: "Ho-mo"
Kanye West, a modern bard to be sure, recently re-invigorated the term "no ho-mo."
There is a VERY SERIOUS documentary about the phrase "no ho-mo". I encourage you not to watch it. It is so serious and comprehensive piece of journalism, full of thoughtful interviews (mostly Ho-mos) that you may be ensconced, for hours, in deep reflection.

Instead, you should watch these old clips about the Mike Tyson, Mitch Green 1986 scuffle.

A simpler time, perhaps, where the word Ho-Mo was too ridiculous to interview a series of morons about.

No homo.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Flickr Friday

2010, meet Flickr Friday; Flickr Friday, meet 2010.

Brothers recreate childhood photograph

You look right at home inside that waste bin

Mmmm...what I wouldn't do to take a bite out of that pasty thigh

Your Meow Mix is coming right up

There's nothing about this that doesn't make me confused...or sad

Parrot to tourist: What's the capital of Thailand? BANGKOK!

Awwwww! What an adorable killer puppy!

Gee wiz! Bruce Willis's new movie looks AWESOME!!!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Who's up for a hike?

Camping is great. I do it as often as I possibly can. I've camped in rainforests, in the bush, and on beaches. I've camped in sauna-like heat and bone-chilling cold. I've camped for a weekend, and I've camped for months at a time.

The one thing that I've never been able to understand about camping though, as related to the human proclivity to solve problems, is why we still are not able to take a hike (an action that goes hand in hand with camping) in the middle of the night while staying comfortably warm like you would be in your toasty, cold-weather sleeping bag.

How has someone not though about this? It has practically invented itself...

Welp, I'm Moving To Milwaukee!

Why would I move to that cheese and snow and fat people infested city, you ask? Simple, they have the best and most action-packed local news in the US. Here's the proof:

Wanna move with me? Let's find a place!


Meet Scoops Callahan, The 1920s Sports Reporter Who Attends Present Day Press Conferences

Tom Gribble is the coolest, most awesomest sports reporter working in the field today. Not because he's done an exemplary job producing the BaD show on Dallas's 1310AM, The Ticket (which I've never actually listened to), but because he attends post-game press conferences in the persona of Scoops Callahan, a 1920s-era reporter who asks pressing questions like, "Talk about the long touchdown pass to Donte Stallworth. It looked like you two were doing the Jitterbug while the Dallas secondary were doing the Charleston."

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Awesome New Blog Alert: Nic Cage As Everyone

Imagine a world where every famous person ever was Nic Cage. Now calmly pick up the pieces of your blown mind and head over to Nic Cage as Everyone and have your mind blown all over again. Enjoy!