1. Bears are not afraid of Russians.
2. Cats are not afraid of bears.
3. Cats are not afraid of Russians?
Next time those Commie bastards try any shit, we need to have a pack of Good Ol' 'Merican Pussy at the ready to drop onto their country.
4. Russian babies laugh too much. Holy shit. It's not THAT funny, baby. Why do you keep laughing, baby? Aren't you afraid your cat is going to die, baby?
5. Russian babies are obviously not afraid of death.
If we eventually send a kitten bomb to those pinko commie bastards, the first places we should aim for are nurseries and orphanages. Once we take out the little maggoty commie pinko bastard babies, the rest of the population will be easily dominated by the rest of the kitties.
Take that Russia.
If only 'Merican babies were up to Russian par.
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