Tuesday, September 7, 2010

This is NOT a Rick Roll...

Mostly because we're actually posting Rick here with your full knowledge (although without your consent), and this is the sole purpose of this post.

HE'S BACK!  With his first single in 17 years!

God Save the Internets!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Zombie Snails?!


Do NOT eat bird poop!

Copyright Infringement

You can't just use other people's ideas and pass them off as your own.  First it was James Cameron stealing Pocahontas, painting everyone blue, and re-naming it Avatar.  Now, even little kids are in on it, repackaging the innocent Winnie the Pooh and this new monstrosity...

If you ask me, this little twerp isn't even that great at telling stories to begin with, but, emboldened by James Cameron's billion-dollar theft, she commits as deeply as she can to make a buck off of poor Disney's creativity.

Fuck you, James Cameron, for corrupting the world's children.  Fuck you.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Spider Man 4 Spoiler

I mean, I know that the last sequel with Emo-Spidey wasn't all that great, but I didn't realize it was enough that they had to cut the budget so drastically.

I give them credit for using unknown actors instead of keeping just a few of the regulars on and changing the others, but the theme music?  Really?

I just hope they bring back James Franco *swoon*  <3

Friday, September 3, 2010

Pop Music

I mean, I'm not that familiar with the Laddie Gagas, but I'm pretty sure Larry King nailed it.

I think I might go out and get their new 8-track after hearing this.  The Laddie Gagas must really be awesome!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Super Soaker?

And the headline reads...

Man Charged In Semen Attacks In Md. Stores

Halo... Atari-style.

Welcome to Halo...  if the next installment were coded in the early 80s.