It's Not a Toomah...

It might look like a tumor, but I have a kid-guy, and he tells me it's just pregnant...

And Josh?  A baby goat kicking your hand "hurts"?  Really?  Pussy.  Just for that, you get to see the rest of the story...

Now, which hurts more Josh?  Your hand after an unborn goat kicked it, or your eyes and mind after watching a baby goat being born over and over again.  That's what you get.  Grow a thicker skin, and shit like this wouldn't happen.

Dolphin Gives Birth

Earlier today it occurred to me that I'd never seen a baby dolphin before. Well, thanks to YouTube, not only have I now seen a little baby dolphin, but I've also seen it actually being born. And it's just as vomitous as every other mammal's birth.