Vacuum + Moth = Random Combo #6

So I can't be totally sure, but -  no...  no wait, I'm totally sure that the song doesn't make the bearded dragon more bad-ass.  The bearded dragon makes the SONG more bad-ass.  Really?  Finger Eleven?  Is that a band name or a ride at Neverland Ranch?

Finger Eleven blows.

Cuff + Great Dane = Random Combo # 5

So, by my search terms, and the video that came up... I'm going to try to piece this together:

This guy, from Denmark, was obviously arrested by a baby. The baby used those plastic cuffs on him, but he tore through them while the baby was distracted by the movie "The Great Escape".

Now, I'm not sure if the baby was Danish or not... but my guess is that it was one of those fearless Ruskie babies. Seriously... we need to take care of those little pinko fuckers ASAP.

Rooster + Pulp = Random Combo #4

In the spirit of keeping to the rules of my random combos, I picked the first video that popped up after the search... kind of graphic... my apologies in advance.




So... I mean, really? This is what kids do these days? I mean, at least the guy with the camera is trying to do something semi-creative. Somebody give these kids an outlet or something. Or teach them about metaphor before you show them Fight Club. You're not Tyler Durden, get over it.

I love part of the vid description: "*Deleted scenes not suitable for moral reasons-When Michi attacks Ronny, and he takes that psycho down! To a pulp*"

I'll search for a video of someone beating their head against a wall until they pass out. That's the only way I can top this I guess.

Brick + Cloud: Random Combo #3

A Capella? Really, youtube? This is really all you've got to offer a guy who input the awesome keywords "brick" and "cloud"?



Ehh, I guess it could have been worse. Like I could be doubting my sexuality for having watched a complete video of an a capella group singing a Ben Folds 5 song. Oh shit...

Ok, ok, they've got some talent. But did the soloist really have to seem so disinterested? With less charisma than bubblegum stuck under a school desk, the guy could have actually left the room and brightened up the video.

Gotta say though... evidently, there are some cute girls in a capella groups. Is it possible for me to get laid through this blog? HEY, HOT GIRL IN THIS A CAPELLA VIDEO, HOLLA BACK!

Flask + Lightning: Random Combo #2

HOLY FREAKIN' GOD!



The official title of their video is "Tesla Coil + Argon + Paper Towel + Sword = Fire and Lightning". I cannot think of anything more EPIC, and the video does not disappoint.

Horse + Bell: Random Combo #1

In an attempt to find something original on youtube, I have begun entering a couple of random words at a time into their search bar, then posting the first hit.

Today's Entry: Horse + Bell



Honestly, I thought that this was going to be a really cool clip that featured a really old, rust-encrusted bell that, when rung, would bring all of the horses on a farm into the stables for dinner-time.

I was incorrect...

Instead I found a REALLY COOL CLIP ABOUT A GIRL'S HORSE, NAMED BELL! It shows Bell walking. It shows Bell eating. And it shows Bell walking AGAIN! And then, when you think you can't stand enough, it shows Bell standing!!

Also, look for: Grass, dirt, and poop; Bell's stare that might look despondent, but really, with so much love in the room, Bell obviously just can't take it; the Newsboys' song "I am Free" playing in the background with thousands of fans in agreement with them: Jesus Rocks! (I agree with the youtube commenter: the song goes nice with the vid); BONUS FOOTAGE of gerbils and dogs!!

More Random Combos to come... Obviously.