Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Slow Loris can be a pain. He always moves his lips when he's reading and when he loses his keys (which is like every five seconds) he gets mad and blames you for moving them...which you totally didn't.
But when he does this thing with his elbows, you just love him. I mean, he's the cutest thing around, right? Wrong. Those elbows are death taps.
Go ahead, kiss him. Hug him. Then just close your eyes and wait for that sweet dose of murder to ooze down his hypodermic fangs.