Everybody's Got Somebody...

... I'm just saying that we should get Mr. Pipe and Ms. Butter together...

It's a Lighthouse, Dick.

Phallic Foods that I've eaten:

Bananas
Ho-Hos
Miley Cyrus Gummies: 1 & 2.
Push-ups

Who wants to buy me some gummy peni - erm... I mean lighthouses?

That Is One Giggly Anthropomorphic Penis

I know what you're thinking: Hey, it's Los Internet writer, Bonerkid! Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not. This happy woody comes courtesy of Belgian TV show, Neveneffecten, which I nevenheardof till today. From this little glimpse here, though, it seems like I've completely underestimated Belgium's awesomeness. Well played, Belgium, I suppose you do have more to offer the world than delicious waffles.

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