"I'm making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."
"Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."
"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."
"Legs time! Everybody get your legs!"
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"
"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."
What is all of this gobbledy-gook? Why, they are the late-night ramblings of a sleep-talking man!
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