Saturday, April 24, 2010
Everything in Australia Wants to Kill You
The land leech... they're not just in the water anymore.
The paralysis tick... one of these bad boys in the right part of the season can kill a baby cow.
The eastern brown snake... WEAR SHOES ASSHOLE!
The cassowary... this big fucker will disembowel you with his giant claws, then laugh as you die with your guts in your hands.
Golden Orb Spider... these birds have been known to catch BIRDS in their webs... see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTYBwAs0k6c&feature=fvw
What a lovely continent though... a beaut! Real dinky-die.