Thursday, March 25, 2010

Sacks of Potatoes

So, have you ever wanted to visit the Sistine Chapel, but didn't want to deal with long lines at the airport, passports, or greasy fucking Italians?  Well here's your chance!

Click the link HERE and head straight to the 360 Interactive Sistine Chapel, brought to you by the Vatican. All of Michaelangelo's brilliance, minus the smelly Europeans!

**On a side note, the page is actually pretty amazing.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Breaking News!

Fashion Icon Michael Kors is actually a Cabbage Patch Doll! I always suspected it. His hair always looked like yarn and he never closes his eyes. Now we know.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Saturday, March 13, 2010

200 Posts

Did someone say this is the 200th post?  And for the occasion, I'm gonna post some posts.  Have an extra pair of pants ready.  You're going to soil yourself in one of two ways.

Awwwww, man those posts are just waiting for it...

Mmmm...  i like my posts raw...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

5 Second Horror Flick

This is going to give me nightmares. You damn Meeps!

Saturday, March 6, 2010

It's Not a Toomah...

It might look like a tumor, but I have a kid-guy, and he tells me it's just pregnant...

And Josh?  A baby goat kicking your hand "hurts"?  Really?  Pussy.  Just for that, you get to see the rest of the story...

Now, which hurts more Josh?  Your hand after an unborn goat kicked it, or your eyes and mind after watching a baby goat being born over and over again.  That's what you get.  Grow a thicker skin, and shit like this wouldn't happen.

Thursday, March 4, 2010


Face plants are creepy...

I mean really?  Do they need faces? CREEPY!




Not what you were looking for?  Well, here ya go, sicko.

Six Flags, anyone?

So, honestly, I'm not 100% sure what's going on here...  but it looks like a ride at an amusement park failed.  And since I'm a sucked for a hard sell (SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY), the repetitive nature of the vid really spoke to me.  What it said was "it's cool to go to an amusement park.  Just don't try to save anyone's life, or your probably going to die".


Wednesday, March 3, 2010

If You Can Speak Japanese, Then You Can Speak Meow

Yes, apparently the Japanese language and the Meow language are one and the same. Who'da thunk it!

Also, could that cat look any more Japanese?!


Monday, March 1, 2010

No Sweep Tiww Bwookwyn

Whoever thought Project Runway was the only good thing on Lifetime was wrong.