If You Can Speak Japanese, Then You Can Speak Meow

Yes, apparently the Japanese language and the Meow language are one and the same. Who'da thunk it!



Also, could that cat look any more Japanese?!

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This Cat Does A Mean Stevie Wonder Impression

Alls I can say is that I'm just really happy this exists. Sure it's mean and politically incorrect, but it's just so gosh-darn cute! Look at that cat thinking he's Stevie Wonder! Awwwwwwww!

Yogi Is A Pussy...

...especially around pussies.

1. Bears are not afraid of Russians.
2. Cats are not afraid of bears.
3. Cats are not afraid of Russians?

Next time those Commie bastards try any shit, we need to have a pack of Good Ol' 'Merican Pussy at the ready to drop onto their country.

4. Russian babies laugh too much. Holy shit. It's not THAT funny, baby. Why do you keep laughing, baby? Aren't you afraid your cat is going to die, baby?
5. Russian babies are obviously not afraid of death.

If we eventually send a kitten bomb to those pinko commie bastards, the first places we should aim for are nurseries and orphanages. Once we take out the little maggoty commie pinko bastard babies, the rest of the population will be easily dominated by the rest of the kitties.

Take that Russia.

She feels your pain...

I was made aware over the past few days that the cute little puppy that I posted was making people ill. I will never understand this. Cute little white puppy with the lovely mane... but I digress

So, in searching the internet today I found an animal that can empathize with you weirdos. An animal that hates puppies as much as all of you. It's disdain transcends even living things; it hates fake puppies as much as real puppies...







You guys really should start a Puppy Hating support group, and this kitty should be your mascot.

Just A Typical Chinese Man's Refrigerator

Wooooow...that's racist! If you laughed, you're going to hell. I was just testing you.

Nothing in here even suggests that the fridge's owner is Chinese. If anything, it's quite obviously a hipster's fridge. Notice the lone Belgian beer amongst the cheapo Pabst and Miller Lite, the organic brown eggs, and, of course, the cat. Those hipsters sure love their fine feline friends.

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