Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Are Singing Ponies the Best Thing Ever?

No, they're not.  They're freakin' creepy and need to be stopped.  Stopped now before they kill again.

You know what you remember most about being attacked by a singing pony?  The eyes...  he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then...

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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