Wednesday, November 11, 2009

THIS JUST IN: Worst Concert Ever Coming To Philly

El Jefe has just received an email from the Trocadero Theatre announcing the worst concert in the history of music: Dashboard Confessional with opening act New Found Glory.

It's like the founding fathers of emo are convening in the nation's first capital to...I don't know...draft a Declaration of Emopendence?

So if you feel like subjecting yourself to a night of boys with ridiculous bangs wearing eyeliner and painted-on jeans (with wallet chains and all), by all means get yourself a ticket this Thursday. Me, I'll be at the hardware store jabbing screwdrivers of varying sizes in my ear trying to silence all the whiney voices.

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