Thursday, November 19, 2009

Graveyard Booty Dancers

Before you go off on how utterly disrespectful it is to shoot an amateur rap video featuring a bunch of girls booty dancing on graves, hear me out: I firmly believe that these girls have stumbled on a terrific idea!

Think about it, the most action a grave sees is a fresh bouquet of flowers once a year. Can you imagine how great it would be if the cemetery sent out a group of booty dancers to go shake their asses on your loved one's burial place once a month? How awesome would that be?! Personally, I'd dish out an extra $50 a month to the cemetery if I could host a raunchy dance party literally on me.

I'm going to start a new company. Anyone wanna partner with me (i.e. invest the money I don't have)? Hit me up!