The Greatest Song Ever.

I have been blogging this for years. I will keep blogging it until every child in the land can recite it on the spot --like the pledge of allegiance or that hot dog song.
It's the best thing ever. There's alligators and mullets and one Indian's pledge to avenge his dog's untimely consumption by a giant saurian.
The best part is that the singer, Chief Jim Billie, basically invented Indian Casinos. He also wrestled alligators, flew Ferdinand Marcos' jet and generally ruled the world for a long time.
Now he's pretty much broke --or dead, I dunno.
Awesome...just every kind of awesome...