Sunday, November 22, 2009


Although Ewoks may be primitive, their hearts are disproportionately large for their tiny frames. The galaxy may have been placed under Imperial subjugation had it not been for their role in the Battle of Endor. They are known for their courageousness, their industriousness, and their compassion.

Thank you, Al Roker, for showing us their other side... their Dark Side... full of booze, moon-walking, and rabid dry-humping.

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