Perfect for those situations where whacking it just isn't an option
Oh man, your friends are gonna LOVE this picture
A rare glimpse at a late 19th century marriage consummation
So you went the literal route, eh? Good luck with that
Jesus Christ, Grandma, would you stop knitting such creepy garments?!
You got a million dollar smile, babe! And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Sweet hearing aids, bro. Real nondescript
I don't care what Santa says, Danny DeVito's Penguin in a blond wig is effing scary and I'm gonna scream