Only rich cowboys get to ride the limo horse.
It's that extra arm that makes Baby extra cute
How can you be so happy? The liposuction will ruin your sumo career.
Is that an ExciteBike sweater? (Your racers are scrolling the wrong way...)
Y'all must have an awesome mental disorder to think you're playing in sand
I bet you're a real lady killer. (And by "lady killer" I mean "serial killer.")
Just like Chuck. E. Cheese
All right, Honey, give us a big smi--AAAAAAAAAAH!!!