Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Captain Banger

It all started when I ran out of things to call a friend on his answering machine. So I called him "Captain Banger."
It came from nowhere, I thought. I just blurted it out.
Then he started calling me Captain Banger. And the character just spiraled off into our imaginations --a sea of endless possibilities.
But, as the Good Book tells us, "There is nothing new under the sun." Indeed, there was nothing new about Captain Banger --Vanity of Vanities!
Sure enough, Captain Banger exists. And he's exactly who you think he is. Make sure to check out all nooks of this wonderful page. It should really be printed, laminated and placed into a time capsule ASAP. Anyone know an Eagle Scout in need of a final project?

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