Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Ever Wonder What It Would Be Like To Live In A Hamster Cage? Go To France!

You know, the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre and baguettes are great, but what France really needs is a hamster hotel for humans. Well, thanks to hotel owners Frederic Tabary and Yann Falquerho, France now has it all.

For the super low price of $150 you can sleep in a haystack, feast on hamster grain, and get your heart pumping by running in the giant wheel JUST LIKE A REAL HAMSTER! (It's not mentioned in the article whether they lay newspaper down for you to poop on.) And while we're on the subject of what's not there, where the hell are the plastic tubes? If I'm gonna dish out 150 bucks to sleep in my own filth, I at least want to be able to crawl through a winding path of tubes.

Personally, I'd rather stay in a reptile terrarium with a heated rock to lay on and plenty of pinkies to gorge down (and maybe a fog machine for atmospheric purposes).

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