Tuesday, December 8, 2009
GREAT GIFT: The Mouse That Sings Pedophile To The Tune Of Jingle Bells
People are just no fun. The Chinese go out and make this awesome mouse doll that sings Jingle Bells, except instead of saying "jingle bells" it says "pedophile," and people are freaking out and demanding a recall. What is wrong with you people? After a whole month of sitting on strangers laps at malls, your kids need to be reminded about the dangers of pedophiles. And what better way to do that than with a happy singing Christmas mouse!