Eyyyyy, it's Chlistmas
Gentlemen, if my measurements are correct, then we're looking at a panda bear!
Awww, what a sweethea--you son of a bitch!
Captain Sully? You drive a Subaru?
There's something fishy about Michael Vick's new dog...
No man will ever find you attractive...
...except maybe this guy
Have any of you penguins seen my ca--hey wait a minute!