Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Man Commemorates The Simpsons 20th Anniversary With Crappy Margarine Sculpture Of Marge
You'd think a man who's been watching The Simpsons since the first episode aired in '89 would know exactly what Marge Simpson looks like -- especially if he's gonna go and make a bust of her and brag about it to newspapers.
Alas, that was not the case for one Simon Smith who spent 16 hours crafting this terrible sculpture that turned out looking more like Homer in drag than Marge Simpson. "I love creating sculptures out of such an unusual material - it lets me show off my skills both as an artist and as a chef," he said.
Boy, Mr. Smith, if you're as good a cook as you are an artist, I can't wait to eat at your restaurant and throw up all over your walls. Your "art" makes me want to vomit. That's how bad it is. Don't ever let me catch you making sculptures of your favorite cartoons ever again. Idiot.
I wonder what Nelson Muntz has to say about the sculpture...