Happy Life Day from George Lucas...

The Holiday Special that Mr. Lucas no longer wants you to see, presented here, in full, for your enjoyment (and the embarrassment of the cast).

I have to thank Bert Hall for bringing the fact that this is all on youtube to my attention!

Things to look for:

1. Chewie's family including dad, WIFE, and CHILD!
2. No Wookie subtitles...!
3. Art Carney dancing to Jefferson Starship!
4. Chewie's dad, Itchy, watching interactive porn!
5. Boba Fett's introduction into the Star Wars world!
6. Life on Tatooine, the first reality show!


Enjoy!




The rest is after the jump!

GREAT GIFT: The Mouse That Sings Pedophile To The Tune Of Jingle Bells

People are just no fun. The Chinese go out and make this awesome mouse doll that sings Jingle Bells, except instead of saying "jingle bells" it says "pedophile," and people are freaking out and demanding a recall. What is wrong with you people? After a whole month of sitting on strangers laps at malls, your kids need to be reminded about the dangers of pedophiles. And what better way to do that than with a happy singing Christmas mouse!