Rip Torn

This scene, disturbing though it may be, makes you wish you had a time machine AND the power to raise the dead. If you could have both of those things Norman Mailer could fucking kill Rip Torn --old man zombie style.

But, wait.

Then we wouldn't have Artie. Scroll ahead to 7:15. I imagine this is what he sounded like when Troop B of the Connecticut State troopers rolled up to find him trying break into a bank, five hours after it had closed.



How can someone be such a jovial, charming dude and also be possessed by the fucking devil?

Shouldn't they just let him go? For god's sake, he almost murdered Norman Mailer and lived to forget about it.

What's Better Than Watching The Grammys?

Looking at pictures of Tom Selleck in a waterfall with a sandwich. Duh!
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Cuff + Great Dane = Random Combo # 5

So, by my search terms, and the video that came up... I'm going to try to piece this together:

This guy, from Denmark, was obviously arrested by a baby. The baby used those plastic cuffs on him, but he tore through them while the baby was distracted by the movie "The Great Escape".

Now, I'm not sure if the baby was Danish or not... but my guess is that it was one of those fearless Ruskie babies. Seriously... we need to take care of those little pinko fuckers ASAP.

Brendon Fraser...

... just might have some issues...



Aaaaaand let's see that again...



And you can't forget the obligatory re-mix...

Owl Dance Party!

Even the wisest of owls isn't above getting crunked up and shakin' his feathers on the dance floor. After all, Strigiformes are mostly nocturnal creatures and everyone knows that the children of the night just want to dance.



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Flickr Friday

Oh boy, it's Flickr Friday time!

AY NOOOOO! EL DIABLITO!!!!!!

So THAT'S what a young witch looks like

Get down from there, you creepy Shrek lookalike 

Oh yeah? Well, make dentist appointments not stupid graffiti, you dumb Brits

Said like a true pedophile

 I wouldn't trust real-life Pooh alone with Christopher Robin

Well I guess that's one way to eat pussy

 

Matthew Broderick and his lovely bride Sarah Jessica Parker take a well-deserved water break

Yogi Is A Pussy...

...especially around pussies.

1. Bears are not afraid of Russians.
2. Cats are not afraid of bears.
3. Cats are not afraid of Russians?

Next time those Commie bastards try any shit, we need to have a pack of Good Ol' 'Merican Pussy at the ready to drop onto their country.

4. Russian babies laugh too much. Holy shit. It's not THAT funny, baby. Why do you keep laughing, baby? Aren't you afraid your cat is going to die, baby?
5. Russian babies are obviously not afraid of death.

If we eventually send a kitten bomb to those pinko commie bastards, the first places we should aim for are nurseries and orphanages. Once we take out the little maggoty commie pinko bastard babies, the rest of the population will be easily dominated by the rest of the kitties.

Take that Russia.