It's a Lighthouse, Dick.

Phallic Foods that I've eaten:

Bananas
Ho-Hos
Miley Cyrus Gummies: 1 & 2.
Push-ups

Who wants to buy me some gummy peni - erm... I mean lighthouses?

Lego my Matrix

I think at this point the folks who play with Legos are getting up to the level of the Jim Henson people for me. Who's with me for creating some kind of business that allows us to play with toys all of time time? Anyone?

Here's a link to Legomatrix.com so you can check out how they made the frame-accurate remake of the scene in legos in 440 hours (!). Check out the FAQs, they're pretty sweet.

Discovery

This was their reaction when they first stumbled upon LosInternet.com What was yours? Link us to your reaction shots with a comment below!

Planning

I searched all over the web for a famous quotation about planning that I could throw up under this pic, and found nothing suitable. No quote with enough epic-ocity. No quote that could quite capture how amazing this dude is. Here's a quote for you: If you want to be awesome, plan like this guy did.

Ok, that quote blew donkey balls. But you get the point: this guy is awesome.

See mo fo budda layin me to the bone.

You see... I prefer my turkey with a side of jive...




Happy Thanksgiving

Questions?

Seriously though... Yahoo has ALL the answers.

Hottest 90s Poster ever.

And don't tell me otherwise. Kelly Bundy just OWNd Kelly Kapowski with this.