Give It Up For The Sex Offender Shuffle!

P.S. I lived in Miami for 11 years and the sex offenders over there speak a lot less English and a lot more Cuban. Oh, and they sing Celia Cruz, not the Super Bowl Shuffle. Give me a sex offender version of "Azucar" and I'll believe you.

P.P.S. Sam Pound...more like Sam Ton.

P.P.P.S. You will be in a video much like this one someday, Terzi. Haha, just kidding!*

*Maybe

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