My "O" Face

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Things that I have in common with this turtle when it comes to the ladies:

1. I usually have to head-butt them to give them the hint.

2. They initially try to get away.

3. During coitus, I get a GIANT smile on my face and babble and gasp like a baby.

4. The lady is generally left unimpressed, while I'm left proud and content.

5. There's usually a video-camera documenting the whole scene.