There Is Absolutely Nothing Cute About This Baby Otter Playing

Everyone knows that otters are evil. That's why the only reason you should watch all five minutes of this baby otter tumbling around the carpet is if you're plotting its death and studying its weak points. (Otherwise you're just as gay as the song that's playing.)



Oh, and the otter's name is Sidney...pfft, what a stupid name!

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This Man Can Laugh Without Smiling

This is why I don't trust those shifty-eyed Asians.* Any person who can laugh without smiling is pure evil.


*Jkjkjkjkjkjkjk I got no beef with Asians.